Hi everyone, I just wanted to let you know that after getting a hair cut every 3 weeks, it has been almost 3 months since my last trim.  I figured I would let it grow and let my inner head-banger shine through.  This is probably the first you are hearing about my new hair cut, because some chick named Britney decided to become a Sinead O'Connor impersonator and shave it all off.  I'm sick of nonsense like this becoming national news.  Do you know how I found out about Britney's new hair cut?  It was one of the top headlines on Yahoo!  Right there with stories about american soldiers being killed, and suicide bombers detonating bombs.  Is this really important?  Does it belong there?  With that said, Britney needs to grow some hair so we can stop focusing on her martian-like cranium, and start focusing our attention on the qualities that made her famous...like her body.