I have a confession to make: I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.  That's right, I might be the father.  Ok, ok, I'm not the father...it's just that I feel so left out.  It seems like every other man in the United States is in the running, except me.  It makes me feel like less of a person, and makes me question myself.  Why didn't I get a turn?   I could understand her picking the 90 year old guy over me because he was worth about a half-billion dollars, but what about Zsa Zsa Gabore's husband?  I was beat out by that guy!  Come on!