Yesterday, I read a funny article on Yahoo about Sheryl Crowe and Karl Rove.  It seems that Sheryl Crowe touched his arm to diffuse an argument between her friend and Rove.  He then pulled his arm away and told her not to touch him.  That's right, Mr. Rove didn't want to be touched by Sheryl Crowe, who like a fine wine, gets better with age.  I'm sure she doesn't care much about Rove one way or the other, but if you ever get the urge to reach out and touch another Republican, I'm available!