Hot off the wire from Yahoo is news that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation...again.  According to the article, she was arrested for reckless driving, then again for driving on a suspended license.  This all had me thinking.  Jail must be a very tough experience.  Can you imagine how it's going to hit someone like her?  Going from a mansion to a tiny cinderblock cell, a gorgeous master bathroom to a group shower, and her pick of famous men to a hairy woman named Bertha?  It's just not going to be pleasant for her.  She's probably not too upset now because someone probably told her about all the bars, but she's going to get really upset when she realizes there's no alcohol involved.  Oh well, maybe she can make lemons out of lemonade.  Maybe she'll meet up with one of her debutante friends and they can make a tv show together.   How about, "The Simple Life: Hard Time"

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