America's Favorite "Paris"oner
She's at it again...Paris Hilton is allegedly trying to get a pardon from Arnold "The Governator" Schwarzenegger, in order to avoid jail time. There is also an online petition going around to save Paris from the slammer. I was planning on making Paris Hilton jokes, but that would be rude and inconsiderate of me. She is going through a tough time, and I think we all need to be understanding of her situation. With that said, i want to help Paris look on the bright side. Here is a list of the good things that can come from prison:
1. The all-girl showers might provide some creative inspiration for another sex tape.
2. Her new prison outfit might be the cutest thing to hit the fashion world since capris.
3. The accomodations at the prison might inspire her to work for the family business and start a line of inexpensive Hilton motels.
4. Learn that not all bars have alcohol.
See more of Paris at http://www.infamoushotties.com
1. The all-girl showers might provide some creative inspiration for another sex tape.
2. Her new prison outfit might be the cutest thing to hit the fashion world since capris.
3. The accomodations at the prison might inspire her to work for the family business and start a line of inexpensive Hilton motels.
4. Learn that not all bars have alcohol.
See more of Paris at http://www.infamoushotties.com


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