I used to love MTV when it used to play music videos, didn't have inane shows, and didn't treat rock music like a second class citizen.  This combination caused me to avoid MTV, but this past Sunday, I just had to watch the first 10 minutes of the Video Music Awards.  I wasn't interested in watching a musical performance, I was interested in seeing a train wreck named Britney Spears! 

     Over all, it met my expectations.  I expected a horrible performance and I received one.  For those of you who didn't see it:  She looked out of it, barely danced (just stumbled around), lip synched, and for some parts she forgot to lip synch!  The other celebrities seemed to be either annoyed or amused by her "performance".  She also wore a nice costume that didn't look that nice on her.

     Now, I'm sure you have read articles or heard people talk about how fat Britney Spears has become, and how terrible she looked.  If you want the truth, just listen to me: Compared to how she looked 5 years ago (when her body was a perfect 10), she resembles a morbidly obese hog.  Compared to your typical woman, she looked great.  For a woman who has popped out two kids?  Awesome.  Any straight guy who saw her in that outfit would check her out.  If he says no, he's lying.

     Now, just to recap: The song was terrible, the singing was awful, the dancing was laughable, the outfit wasn't flattering, but the looks are definitely still there.


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